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Ryan Seacrest Tool?

May 26, 2009


Ryan Seacrest is one of the most intolerable human beings on the entire planet. His pseudo intellectual, alarmingly humorless, and vaguely homosexual mannerisms are on the level of a fierce and terrible dictator that should be dethroned and fed to the dogs. Not only are his actions in support of arguably one of the most annoying shows on tv(don’t get me wrong i love it, but do we really need three f***ing weeks of tryouts) unmentionable, but he also has the wonderful ability to play the part of a douche bag so well, that he has now forgotten what it means to be human and has passed on to a whole new level of incredulousness the likes of which the world or modern science has never seen.

I hope Ryan Seacrest is sodomized in a mexican prison for the horrible attrocities he has commited! And while i might pity the poor man who will contract clumidia from his amoral anus, i will take no pity in every ounce of pain that Seacrest suffers. haha jk,lol?

but seriously, someone needs to tell him to stop trying so hard, and if you didn’t understand that this is a gross overstatement and knee jerk, then you should probably stop reading my posts before i have to warn the federal marshalls about you, k;)

Joines Out!lol